It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be?
Jesus, on the banana-phone of heaven, but he's about to fucking die if I was asleep

Have you kissed anyone over 25?
Eh? Do parents count? Or are we talking that throat-raping shit?


How is life going for you right now?
Dandy


Do you like to scream?
...if I say yes, it sounds dodgy. Am I the only one who noticed this?

Who was the last person to text you?
I don't have a mobile. So sue me


Last words you spoke?
"We should eat pancakes when Batman comes out."

What is bothering you right now?
The time it takes things I want to get from Japan to me


How do you feel right now?
Like I want coffee


Can you play Guitar Hero?
I'd like to think so


Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Cold


Do you "play" outside?
Yes, yes I do


What do you currently hear right now?
Music and the comforting whirr of the Barracks' ethernet having a hissy fit

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
I already am a daddy. And a proud one too. Ai is the most gorgeous baby ever.


Would you rather watch football or baseball?
Baseball, because the Japanese make it fucking cool

Where is your number one person on your friends list?
At...number one?


Do you feel like dancing?
Always and forever


How much money do you have on you?
Four whole dollars. But that's going to coffee.


Do you speak another language other than English?
I attempt to speak, aka butcher with a blunt hunting knife, Japanese on a regular basis

What made you happy today?
Saito Takumi.


What did you do today?
Whatever-sleeping-isn't followed promptly by internet


Who is the first person you talked to today?
Ka-chan

What song is playing?
I have no idea. I have trouble recognising stuff that isn't viskei

Does anyone like you?
Are offerings of kinky bondage sex "liking"?


What are you thinking about right now?



What’s your middle name?
I don't have one

What were you doing an hour ago?
The same thing I am now, an hour away


What did you do Friday night?
I was in Sydney spending every cent I had

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes


Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
...I'm sort of one of a kind


Next vacation you're going on?
Vacation? What is this strange creature of which you speak? Can I eat it?


What's something you really want right now, be honest?
Coffee


Do you like to text or call more?
Call. Texting is alien to me


What's the closest blue object to you?
My boxers


Is there anyone you hate?
Not really


Do you like the color orange?
Hell yes. It always makes me think of Yu~ki-san

What is the weather like today?
Nauseatingly clear and bright


Who did you last talk to on the phone for over 20 minutes?
Kitty


Where will you be in an hour?
My money's on still here