~hexamarillion

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

Spread the anti-stereotypism!

I can't sleep. I have insomnia. I put rice in my percolator and I'm only down here temporarily -- I had the clever idea that I could try to do the online stuff I have to do to get my money on Monday NOW instead of later today, like in daylight time, when I will be on a train bound for Byron. But the government forbids practicality and ttempts at punctuality on my part: I have been foiled again.

But there is food on the way so it's all good. I wonder why I'm so hungry? All I DID today was eat and pose like a camera manwhore. Which is definitely something which ought to recur -- it was fun. Milk & Honey is good. I like it much. Their serves of chips are huge. Huger than Pajenkas.

Mmm...food. I shall away to eat! And then I shall 'meditate' until my alarm goes off, and then I must begin my day. See some of you soon, in fact, and soon all of you will see the latest bloc of my attempts at artistry.

Wouldn't it be cool to work in the technical aspects of film or theatre? I want to play with lighting.

Never fear. I'll put up the scrap and it will all become clear to you. I can't put anything up until I get back to Byron, obviously, but when I do I'll upload at a cracking pace. And I have so much deezy TO upload. I'll have to keep it to recent stuff, mostly because art books weigh a bit.

Linguistics is OVER! To Wagamama to celebrate! Sankyuu to Nacchan! Oh and then tonight much Madlax. Ha, as if Madlax is Mireille with ears & Margaret Burton is just Kirika with plaits...But Kouichi Mashimo seems to know what I like, and THEN there's Yuki Kajiura-sama's soundtracks.

Tomorrow: Beheheheh. Hey Orion, look, here I am! Oh, no, wait, now I'm even CLOSER! HAAAH!

Get. Away. From me. La la laaaa this isn't happening.

Tuesdayoomsday. Also Wednesdayoomsday.

Wish me not-fail. Particularly for the Tuesday kanji exam of Doom. As for the linguistics exam, I'm not even going to pretend that I expect not-fail. I'm just hoping the fail is as painless as possible -- you know, something in the vicinity of falling off a six storey building. I can pick myself up after THAT as long as I don't land funny. Let's hope I land on my head; then I'll be fine.

I like Kaya-sama's new single. The b-side is better than Chocolat, I think, but both are good. Kaya has even more super-range than he used to, too.

I have put my back out for the third time by trying to play Fi, but I just can't seem to stop myself. By the way, Mason Williams, damn you for being a virtuoso and therefore writing music way out of my league. My mother snorted at me when I expressed this sentiment, and said something along the lines of "You started playing guitar six months ago, will you put down the damn razor?" but nonetheless I am intensely irritated by my shortcomings.

This isn't actually supposed to be related, but apparently "Orion is a masochist."